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Boxing Day

Boxing Day: The day where your parents take all your presents, put them in boxes, and drop them off at Goodwill.

Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas!

Global Warming

Here is a video that was showed right before the Global Warming talk that the United Nations (None of which are people we voted for) held in Copenhagen.



And you would think that the United Nations would tell children the truth.

For more references on the hoax of Global Warming, visit www.Globalwarminghoax.com

All adults need to Brainwash children is to show them a picture of a cute polar bear in peril.
- Emperor John

America

Welcome to America. Home of the best Italian and Chinese cuisine!

Rockhopper Tracker

If any of you are Club Penguin fanatics, here is a widget that lets you track Rockhopper. I met him the other day, but did not use this tracker.

Health Care

Well, it's official. The senate is going to pass the 400 Billion dollar health care bill. And the 400 Billion is not coming out of the Presidents paycheck. Joe Wilson was right. You Lie!

Hopefully the Republicans can kick the democrats out of congress next election.

Ice Cream Trucks

The boy laughed at the dog, calling him weird for chasing after cars. The boy then hears the ice cream truck, and goes running after it.

Copenhagen Global Warming

Nancy Pelosi had to cut her trip to Copenhagen for a Global Warming talk short, because it was getting too cold in Washington.

Go Republicans!

My Friend Brandon

My friend Brandon is the type of guy who would ask if he could use a calculator on a vocab quiz.

My Friend Tyler

Tyler is the type of guy who would ask if he gets paid for volunteering.

Words of Wisdom

You have to go down in order to go up.

My Friend

My friend Brandon is the type of guy who would confess all his crimes when a teacher called his name.

Thanks to Tyler for the "My Friend" idea.

Barack Obama

Obama is escalating a war and accepted the nobel peace prize.

Republicans all the way!

Christmas

Ah, Christmas. The time of year when you spend all your money on a really great gift for someone then get socks in return. All of us can relate to that. But this Christmas, post what you want for Christmas(or Haunukah) by leaving a comment for this this post. Then, after Christmas I will have something similar and you can post what you actually got for Christmas.

- John

Never Forgotten

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Practice Makes Perfect

if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Thanks to Allen, Third Place in the Math Competition!

Muzac

Remember to listen to the music on the right side of the blog by clicking the play button. I will update the music from time to time.

- John

Stars

Last night, I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought,"where the heck is the ceiling?!"

Barbies

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everyone is Unique

Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.

Ouch

I ran into my long-lost cousin in New York Yesterday. Ouch!

Driven to Insanity

Some people drive themselves to insanity. I take a taxi.

Thanks to Billy

Glow Worms

If you cut off a glow worm's tail, would it be "de-lighted"?

Thanks to Billy

Breaking News: Paintings Found

While checking my e-mail, I came accross this interesting headline:

Italian Police Find Stash of Masterpieces

Here is some of the story:
"Italian tax police said Saturday that they had seized works by Van Gogh, Picasso, Cezanne and other masters of art in a crackdown on assets hidden by the disgraced founder of the collapsed dairy company Parmalat"

Sorce: AOL.com

Duct Tape

Duct tape is like the force (you know, star wars?). It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

-Unknown Author

Words of Wisdom

Never have a heart attack during a game of charades...A game where people fake heart attacks.

Welcome!

Welcome to Emperor John's Blog, the most informative blog in the blogging world. I have had many experiences with websites and blogging before, so there is nothing thrilling about this experience( Typing words, yippie). I hope you keep visting this blog often.

Your emperor forever,

Emperor John