Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Miranda Rights Today
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Sorry I haven't posted in a while.
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Indescribable?
People say the Grand Canyon is indescribable, then attempt to describe it. Thanks to vettebill01, whoever you are.
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I was updating www.wongovia.blogspot.com
Posted by John at 6:28 PM 2 comments
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Evening News
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Posted by John at 1:36 PM 2 comments
Bikes
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Logo Contest
Do you have a blog or website that needs more followers? Are you a good artist or designer? Well now is your chance to get your blog more support and show off your talent. To enter, simply save the logo above to your computer, open it with paint or another software program, and make the header stand out (The theme can be anything). The Winner will have their blog posted on the sidebar for a month, made a supporter, and your header displayed for a week (or longer if it is really good).
Good Luck!
- Emperor John
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Saturday, February 13, 2010
Vancouver 2010
Did everyone see the opening ceremonies last night? They were not as good or exciting as Beijing, but they were still something that I will remember 40 years from now. The closing ceremonies are also exciting. You can see them on February 28th, along with the men hockey gold medal game.
Posted by John at 5:41 AM 1 comments
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Senate Global Warming
The Senate Global Warming Talk was Canceled due to A Record Breaking Snowstorm. I bet the snow will not stop until Al Gore cries "Uncle!"
Posted by John at 4:49 AM 0 comments
Monday, February 8, 2010
Completely Partial?
Is it possible to be completely partial?
I'm designing new logos for this blog.
If anyone has any ideas for new logos, feel free to email me at icypenguin132@gmail.com
- Emperor John
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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Percy Jackson
If any of you are interested in the Percy Jackson series, please check out my new blog at www.olympianfans.blogspot.com
Thanks!
- Emperor John
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Lemons
Why is it that dishwashing soap uses real lemons and lemon juice uses artificial flavor?
Posted by John at 3:29 PM 0 comments
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Supporters
If you see on the right, I have a list that says: Royal supporter, Grand supporter, and supporter. To get on the board, you have to do the following:
- Supporter: Have 10 people join this blog
- Grand Supporter: Have 25 people join this blog
- Royal Supporter: Have 50 people join this blog
When you have someone join this blog, leave a comment at the bottom of this post with your name and the person who joined name.
Please do not make new accounts for this reason
- Emperor John
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
My Other Site...
As some of you may know, I had many different websites and blogs before this (don't ask how many...I lost track at twenty). So If any of you are interested, check out my Club Penguin Cheat Site at www.wongovia.blogspot.com. See you there!
- Emperor John
Posted by John at 3:08 PM 0 comments
Monday, January 4, 2010
Whos There?
I want to see who goes on my blog, so leave a comment at the bottom of this post when you read this.
- Emperor John
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